Getting "Johnnie'd"

When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!

I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.

by JaxSnow July 10, 2019

Get on

When you are playing on a console and your alone you use "get on"

You should get on

by Exotics_thirsty July 10, 2019

Getting starked

When someone or something complety fucks you over in some way. Named after tony stark who fucked himself over by killing himself. Rip never forget

Christian: dude I’m trying to play blackout but I’m keep getting starked by this annoying as kid
Ayden: hahaha dude get fucking starked

Christian: fuck you dude

by Sexymofo911 July 12, 2019

Get your cunt on

It's when you ask so one to come online! Very simple saying :D

Oi lads, get your cunt on!

by MemeLord2000 July 19, 2019

Get that man

A phrase used by a dictator or other totalitarian ruler to command his subjects to put an individual to death, traditionally by an execution method known as corn holing. It is thought to have originated in Ancient Rome, where the phrase would be spoken by the emperor after a gladiator was defeated in the coliseum.

Centurion: Emperor Kermitus, what is your decree for the gladiator?

Emperor Kermitus, giving a thumbs down: Get that man

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 21, 2019

national get right day

is November 8th you better get right!

November 8th- “ I’m going to get right tonight, it’s National Get Right Day!

by ellagotright November 6, 2019

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019