-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?
-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.
-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.
by Osaka2002 June 5, 2015

by chadychad June 13, 2010

When a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over her head, and a bag over your own, just in case her falls off.
by Greatestbitch February 6, 2015

by Scorpio101 February 7, 2019

Statement : Did you know Mazie Hirono is so successful, but unmarried?
Response: Oh that "wet bag of chips?" That is no surprise to me at all....
Response: Oh that "wet bag of chips?" That is no surprise to me at all....
by KRAFTWAVE February 13, 2025

A friend or acquaintance than is being a total loser and not wanting to do anything cool and would rather go to bed at a normal time instead of staying up late getting hammered and kissing fat chicks.
by Jake the tank March 14, 2018

When your friend who is also known as “cheap shot motherfucker” or “seagull”,
apparently throws a bag of random garbage in your face while in Manhattan.
apparently throws a bag of random garbage in your face while in Manhattan.
by Bripolar September 25, 2022
