Anal baby

A baby consumed through the process of two males performing anal. The sperm sits in the anal cavity for too long, and a baby starts to form.

Me: Holy shit, it's a fucking anal baby! Dad: stop looking in the mirror son

by .hhtits6653 May 24, 2018

Baby powder

Baby powder is blended up dry milk that turns your baby blue and stink of gin. My friend Kelly always uses it on her legs because they are crusty and she wants to be scaled.

You have moist legs try our new product baby powder to make you less moist

by Unknownrandn December 22, 2019

You better hide your baby oil

Remember the scene from fast and the furious

Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

Moisture Baby

A moisture baby is the off spring of a Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. You can spot a moisture baby due To the fact there are usually 3-5 of them and most of them have different dads and live in a cramped apartment typically low income housing and run around like wild animals. The primary goal of a moisture baby it to become an exact duplicate of the Moisture Pig or the more athletic Swampy D.

Holy shit look at the number of moisture babies running around in the store.

My kid was attacked by a herd of moisture baby’s and almost died. Thank god he had good cardio he was able to run away, after tossing down a twinkie to distract them!

by Bshifters December 19, 2019

baby mamma dramma

Unnecessary and immature antics done by a woman to make life difficult and/or unbearable for the father(s) of her child(ren). They are normally done out of spite or jealousy that the father is no longer with her, or is with another woman.

Baby mamma dramma reared its ugly head again when she kept me from seeing my son for Christmas.

by make it plain April 3, 2016

Fist Babies

Noun. The product of male masterbation.

After going through the Swimsuit Edition, I had to make a few fist babies to calm myself.

by TheMando2023 April 14, 2023

boba baby

a monkey will really beady eyes that would look better dead

insult :
person 1: that mf looks like he was bred from 2 boba babies

person 2 : facts

general use

person 1: did you see that boba baby at the zoo?
person 2: yeah i wish i could’ve just tossed it in a jet engine

by SeanSprout October 26, 2022