Me old china

"My (old) friend"
Your mate, you brother, your closest friend.
Country of origin: Wales (cockney)
China plate, plate rhymes with mate

Rob: 'ello petal, did you meet me old china at the pub earlier?
Liz: oh Wilfred? I thought you WEREN'T friends...

by lbdub February 9, 2022

CARRY ME UP

when person lie for you, you later find out the truth

B: what the time
G: 6:60 2mins later ohh 6;30
B: you been wan CARRY ME UP abi

by chuksjosh January 23, 2015

don't tase me, bro

A phrase popular with white college students due to its usefulness in dealing with the police. Famously uttered by Andrew Meyer in a dozen YouTube clips. Note that this phrase should ONLY be used if you believe that an officer of the law is your "bro" (hence its unpopularity with the non-white/non-rich)

Don't tase me, bro! Ow!!! Owwwwwwwwww!

by Touchable Garments October 7, 2007

Fuck Me Sideways With A Plate

An expression of surprise.

Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_o December 28, 2008

DON'T TASE ME BRO

Jackass. Tase his ass.

DON'T TASE ME BRO! *Guy tases him*

by asfdgssf October 5, 2007

Tickle-Me-Emo

This word is mis-spelled. The toy referred to is Tickle-me-Elmo. Elmo is the Sesame Street character referred to. "Emo" has a different context.

You paid how much for a freakin' toy? I want a divorce.

by kwincy March 13, 2005

call me by your name

If sb says "call me by your name" after u asked them what their name is they want either get fucked or/ and are nb but unouted so their name what they use ist their deadname and u shouldnt use it:)

XY: whats your name

U: call me by your name

XY: so u want me to rail u and while that i should call you by my name?

U: yes pls

by Lesbian which likes male affec June 12, 2021