
Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014

by Muffinbruiser1 May 19, 2016

A man of much mystery part of the famous football team Dingle FC United. This man is a very hard man to get your hands on so when you do use your time wisely. When you get hold of this man do not expect him to answer your questions but expect a ma joke. Unfortunately jack powell has had a bad past being involved in the unspeakable …
by Soul of Chloe corbett November 4, 2022

by Robbis9343 July 19, 2021

Jack is the most sexiest man on planet earth. He’s the type of guy to squat 500 pounds, and then fuck your mom right after. He rlly is the shit.
by Bigassjack June 9, 2023

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018
