Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.

That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.

by Patty Winters March 17, 2024

jack jarvis

the term Jack Jarvis refers to a person of lgbtq sexuality. they are generally frowned upon by others.

your such a jack jarvis, leave me alone

by fard_lord March 17, 2024

Jack Banigan

The CEO of running trains on Ella Canino

"Who's the CEO of running trains?"

"Oh that's Jack Banigan ofcourse!"

by Gdddddd March 18, 2024

Jack Marles Spanish Rizz

his capability to rizz up girls in spanish

damn bro you've eaten more than jack marles spanish rizz

by not noah tolly March 21, 2024

Jack

A placeholder in the Urban Dictionary for most sentence examples, it’s also a common name.

Jack: Hi, I’m Jack.
Matt: Hi Jack!

by littleeooo March 21, 2024

Jimmi-Jacked

The Universe's style of payback
Or Karma's brother.

“Man, I can't believe that out of all these people I'm the one that gets arrested. I've been Jimmi-Jacked".

by TrickyT March 27, 2024

Jack Daniel Miller

The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.

"Yo! He looks like shit!"

"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"

"No way bro that's fucked!"

by ktjones123 March 28, 2024