Zach

A cowardly snack that will betray you even for the smallest piece of meat.

Did you meet that guy?
yeah he's such a Zach

by bobert1344513 May 22, 2022

Zach

Someone with a huge dick and can satisfy the needs of thicc women.

Zach has a big dick! I want Zach.

by Jesus Christ the lord and savi May 5, 2020

Zach

He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He gives amazing advice and sometimes times may be rough with him but over time things will be better. He is a keeper and he also has a strange music taste.

Wow that boy Zach is great.
Zach is such a sweetie.

by The sass is real 132 May 20, 2018

Zach

Zach is something of a scientist himself

I, Zach, am something of a scientist himself

by nkdkvnkdkn January 6, 2022

Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.

Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble

by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022

Life of Zach

It’s like living the life of Riley but better

Why live the life of riley when you can live the life of Zach

by DURAGDADDY July 4, 2023

Zach

A typical Zach is fast yet slow at everything else. Zach’s are very shy people and hate acting or speaking in public. If you meet a Zach you are extremely lucky and should be very proud of yourself.

Zach : a human who can run

by IWILLSUEYOU June 26, 2019