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Scottish Whale

Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade
Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.
by Dr. JM Buck July 31, 2004
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Olivia whale

Olivia Whale is a pretty outstanding girl! She always makes people laugh and of course loves farting!😂 If you have an olivia in your life that is amaze balls!!! She is very talented, smart, caring, lovable. You will never have a bad day when she is with you!
Olivia whale is a adorable girl!!
by Ash rae May 16, 2018
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whale mouth

When a chick can fit your cock and balls in her mouth at once.
My weekend wad AWESOME! The chick I met at the club was a total whale mouth!!
by Newbie_1984 September 23, 2015
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Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.
I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.
by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016
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Crab Whale

A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".
Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!
by MajesticElements December 16, 2017
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Whale Spout

When a male genital has a Prince Albert piercing. When jewelry is removed the PA hole remains and during self stimulation the urethra hole is covered during ejaculation. This results in the semen extracting from the PA hole. Thus the words "whale spout"
After jacking off he shot a whale spout out of his Prince Albert hole.
by PApits May 18, 2017
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The foot whale

When the female is on top whilst the man lies down face up she then proceeds to kick the man in the face repeatedly until he finishes
by analgape November 15, 2018
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