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walking life

when describing to purely internet friends your real or actual life
froot609: So sander54 thinks he's so cool, even though his blogs are such bs >:)

addonfreak: yah he reminds me of one of my walking life friends lol
by IamCunt June 17, 2010
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igor walk

The Igor Walk is when you run out of toilet paper mid-shit, and you have to make the trip to get more. You don't want to smear shit on your cheeks, so you walk a little bowlegged and hunched over, similar to how Doctor Frankenstein's assistant, Igor, walks.
No one was around to get Justin Credible fresh toilet paper, so he had to do the Igor Walk to get a fresh roll.
by Justin Appropriate February 27, 2014
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walking the bar

The practice of rhythm and blues horn players (quintessentially tenor sax players) to literally get up on the bar during a tune and walk it from one end to to the other, riffing and honking. Typical in the 1940's and 50's, it was deemed a display of machismo and virtuosity.
A friend of mine reported seeing tenor saxophonist Illinois Jacquet walking the bar in St. Louis. He moved along. playing and kicking over drinks as he went. One patron, objecting to the endeavor, pulled a switchblade knife out and stuck it into the bar in Illinois' path. When Jacquet came to that spot, he peered over his horn at the knife, turned around, and continued to play as he retraced his path.
by guyfromtheday August 12, 2010
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Walk the prank

Walk the prank. /wɔk ðə præŋk/

1. Figure of speech. To conduct oneself in a manner leading to or resulting in a prank, comedic remark or practical joke being carried out at one's expense. Derived from the phrase 'to walk the plank'.
1. "Dude, I can't believe you just asked me what ligma is! You totally walked the prank with that one."

"Man, Jonah really made me walk the prank yesterday with that 'Joseph Mother' thing."
by HyperionWasTaken July 19, 2021
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space walk

When a person is spaced out and starts walking randomly. When they start thinking again they usually realize they have no idea where they are or how they got there. It is similar to sleep walking, but it is when you are awake.
Space walker - "Holy crap where am I? Shit, I must have been space walking again."
by Ray Vinmad May 20, 2010
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Walk of Dignity

Similar to Curb Shame. The manner in which a true man walks across a road whilst cars are approaching him. Whilst a lesser mortal would quicken his pace, thus removing all claims to valour and honour, the true man undertakes the Walk of Dignity and continues to stride across the road with purpose and direction. Often performed by Alpha Males or deities.
"Yo Deez, you see tha' whitey cross the road? He rockin' that Walk of Dignity like a mother******!"
by PB Rascal September 8, 2011
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fat walk

a long walk (usually at night) that people take after binging on food because they feel guilty
Hoban: omg, i ate too much!
Renz: dude, let's go for a fat walk!
by renzTHE August 5, 2010
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