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Virginia Flatback

That girl had some of the best virginia flatback i ever had!
by Major.horsecock December 22, 2023
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East virginia

A mysterious place that doesn't appear in America
Person one: Bro if there's West Virginia and Virginia where is East Virginia?
Person two: That's actually a good question wanna go search for it?
Person one: Okay.

Person one and Person two were later reported missing and still haven't been found to this day
by Mr_finder April 22, 2025
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West Virginia wind tunnel

An Appalachian specialty where one partner inhales a fart post-climax and blows it into the other’s mouth. Brave souls only.
1. “Dude, I thought we were just gonna Netflix and chill… next thing I know, she’s asking for the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. Let’s just say I’ll never look at pepperoni rolls the same way again.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”
by MamaToot September 10, 2025
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Virginia

Known for some of the worst drivers and traffic ever known to man, and as a Virginian myself, I can say we get the blame from people with New York licence plates and Florida licence plates. But other then that, there's lots of beautiful scenery. From Richmonds' Cary Town to the god-knows-how-many yacht clubs in Hampton, its a fun place to be!

Also, we do not fornicate with family members and we do not all drink moonshine and shoot the shit out of anybody who steps on our lawns.
Virginian: Sup.
UD user: INCESTIOUS HILLBILLY MOONSHINE DRINKIN' BOZO!!11!!!!12!
Virginian: 😐
by PaperBeauty May 10, 2023
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Virginia

A basic state full of old entitled acting people, preps and "thugs". No real cultural identity outside of antiquated colonialism. Historically southern, but questionable today. Some native Virginians even make fun of southerners. Home to many celebrities of yesteryear, but Virginia's presence in the modern pop culture scene is virtually non existent. Plenty of nice people. Plenty of assholes. Don't try being too unique and you'll fill right in.

Guy #1: How come everyone here is obsessed with the past,only listens to top 40 music, dresses and acts like their ethnic stereotype, and and seems like a blend between the north and south?

Guy #2: It's because we're in VA bro. Isn't it, like, the best state ever?

Guy#1: No. What would be cooler is a sense of identity and uniqueness.
Virginia is like Golden Corral. There's a lot of stuff. Some of it is good, but nothing is anywhere near top notch. Nice landscape, but very bland culture.
by Truthspitter21 January 1, 2023
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