Aston Villa

Aston Villa a football club in a place called brummie land commonly known for having a terribly quiet fanbase that never sing. They are also famous for having the worst looking fanbase in England and the highest crime rate. Their most common citizen is a man called greasy Grealish he is known for diving in the box driving into lamp posts and just looking ugly over all like the rest of their fanbase.

A famous song once was written about Aston Villa : SOTV SOTV tonight

Aston Villa? You mean that football club who haven’t won anything in 109 years? And get relegated every year no thanks

by Aston Villa’s biggest fan June 3, 2021

Value Village

A place where underpaid illegal Spanish, Caucasion, or Hispanics go to shop for clothing for themselves and their family. To make things sound fancy and make themselves feel wealthy and lucky, they choose to pronounce the store as, "Va-Loo-Vee-Lage".

"Look at this beautiful sweater I got at "Valoo Vi-Lage" Barbara"
"Oh...uh, yes. Valoo-Vi-Lage? Ohh you mean Value Village, silly woman. Awww, don't give me that frown.."

by Blastigle August 27, 2004

Progress village

Progress is not a place you wanna go to, you will most likely get robbed or even shot the jway members are very dangerous also up coming Tampa rapper known as Bhustle has a buzz in the rap scene in Tampa also with buck Sosa and boonk82 they are currently beffing with clair mel city from what I’ve heard progress village has shot at them and the store multiple times but Clair mel manage to not shoot back progress village is not to be fucked with for your safety don’t go there alone or at night if they don’t know you.

Progress village- very dangerous neighborhood has a lot of upcoming rappers

by Lil Steve’s frm da 4 September 8, 2021

villa park

A neighborhood in Springfield, Two up Two Down that is essentially populated with afghan and asians. It is by far the most ghetto hood in springfield and for anyone who has a problem with us come see us and you'll see whats up. i recommend if you not from there or you dont have friends from there dont come there. Its not no compton, but its for those lil wannabe wiggers in the 703.

:Where you rep
:Nigga, imma highway nigga
:forreal? shit... its over
:where yo hood mang?
:nigga, its all bout that Villa Park
:(highway nigga ran for his life)

by J0hnny703 December 29, 2007

Vila

Typically beautiful, tall, light haired women with an affinity for fire and dance. Can lure men with their dance and aura alone, captivating them immediately. Can ensnare a man to the point where they are driven mad with only thoughts of the Vila. Very charming and energetic but when scorned are very jealous, vindictive and vengeful.

Her beauty was so captivating, it almost bordered on the beauty of a Vila.

by CarpeNoctemm November 17, 2018

The Village

A place in eastern Nova Scotia where it is unknown because of the fact it is so distant and multiply modes of transportation can be needed. It is also a discriminatory place. If you are not white and christian, it is recommended you stay in your car/boat. The tolerance for African-Canadians is a bit higher than the tolerance for everything else but its still recommended you stay in your vehicle. The Village is also semi-impervious to authority, because of the fact it is so far away.

The village also supports a unique environment where, most of the time (93.56%), its cold enough for snow to fall rapidly and heavily, yet it will not stay on the ground. this kind of odd weather is perfect for so-called mythological animals. Ex. pixies, unicorns, Jesus, gargoyles, flying pigs (the main local source of food) loch ness monster, ect.

The Village is also a big fishing community. Anyone who can fish, does. but that makes only half of the Village fishers because of the fact that all villagers are old besides myself.

Girl: So here do you live?
Guy: The Village
Girl: Are you serious? I've always wanted to go there but never had enough money for gas and boat rentals. do you think I could down and you could show me around?
Guy(thinking): it'll defiantly be an over night trip.
Guy: Anytime.

Later That Day, It Was Said There Was Rocking Love Making.

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Officer 1: We got a call to the village for multiple murders.
Officer 2: Write up a fake report. I'm not headin' down there.
Officer 1: I hear ya.

by Nova_404 January 16, 2011

Siesta Village

or just "the village" a strip of of tourist shops and shithole bars on a road full of slow ass drivers and idiot pedestrains. During the week its only a few old poeople who even dare leave their precious little beach condos. weekends you get high, fucked up, and drunk. As for the "natives" were the ones that ride bicycles around with barefeet and a fishing pole. If your old you just go around in your buick and rat on the teenagers, ya thanks alot. middle-aged people are either the rich families or single men with no jobs who go to the beach. If your in your twenties good for you go get fucked up and laid at on the infamous bars. If your a teenager living here you might as well get high cuz there's nothing else to do.

Teen 1: Aye my native get high at the drum circle?

Teen 2: Fuck that shit the popo aint gonna take all our weed again

Teen 3: you guys gonna hit up sum shit at the beach

Teen 1: wa wrong wit you boi, fuck this im ridin to da siesta village

Teen 2: dude hes trippin

Teen 1: you wanna buy sum mids from me

Teen 2: oh sit its the cops

Teen 1: again!

by the941 March 11, 2011