Poison Ivy Vag

When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert goes into a nearby forest to urinate and happens to get secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf on her whispering eye while in the process

The Toby Keith concert was outstanding exept for Kaylee because she got a bad case of Poison Ivy Vag.

by Country Ticket Holder March 17, 2014

train tunnel vag

Used to describe a woman's vagina, when dicks, dildos, a large grapefruit, etc. enter it at regular intervals throughout the day.

Yo girl got a train tunnel vag.

by David Niagra December 19, 2013

Gaping Vag Hole

Your mom has one.
Tu madre tiene uno.

Dead squirrels rest in your mom's gaping vag hole.

by Meghan & Brittany November 23, 2006

De Ja Vag

When you could SWEAR that you've been there and done that with a girl.

It started to get hot, but i had to stop. I realized I had done her before, it was total De ja Vag.

by wootwoot tayhater October 20, 2010

Poison Ivy Vag

When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert takes a trip into the nearby woods to tinkle and is interrupted by secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf touching her labia.

The Toby Keith concert was great but Kaylee got Poison Ivy Vag. It's not stopping me though, I have a poison ivy fetish.

by A Concerned individual March 20, 2014

Vag-Kwon-Do

A Series of brutal moves to the womans vagina that will devastate and or harm it causing pain.

Boy 1 - Yo that bitch gave me attitude
Boy 2 - yo do some Vag-Kwon-Do on her
Boy 1- ill super samurai vag slam her

by highroller234569 October 18, 2008

gavel-vag

to have a gavel lodged in your vagina.

Oh shit, Gila from mocktrial has a gavel-vag!!!

by DJ Cool J December 16, 2008