“ I’ve been all heavy weights no cardio to ramp up. Going to start cardio next week”
“ Word. Then yeah dude you’re about to slim the fuck up“
“ Word. Then yeah dude you’re about to slim the fuck up“
by Trouty August 28, 2021
When a mf buzzin, saying the most questionable shit that makes you think: "Do I kick it with this nigga on the daily or is he a crackhead, but fuck he right fr."
Person 1: Yo nigga I asked a bitch if it was pink and she said fuck you nigga!
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?
by Nigga55533 April 17, 2024
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA January 01, 2023
“Ya done fucked up Richard”
by Jack Geels November 08, 2019
by Gorgick Genie July 18, 2022
by goddamnmotherfuckingbitch December 10, 2020
Please bitch shut the fuck up before i mike tyson your ass by connecting my two elbows and hitting yo ass with a round off.
by Jco.rexco November 24, 2021