uncle cracker

Lame ass dude with fucked up face and hit song titles such as "follow me".
Latinus: Uncoolinus uglicrackerus

that uncle cracker sucks some serious ass.

by pantherx May 29, 2003

Uncle Bob

Referring to Bob Marley. Its another term for smoking pot while family is present. When your family asks where you are, you should reply casually "I was with Uncle Bob!"

Oh, I was hanging with Uncle Bob!

by BobisNOTmyHomeboy.LOLJK June 22, 2010

uncle tong

An asian that supports a less than authentic asian restaurant. If you eat there you are an uncle tong.

Billy: Hey pete, lets go eat at uncle cho's shrimp palace.
York: Doesn't that have all white cooks?
Billy: Yeah, so.
York: You are asian. Don't be an uncle tong!

by The Sang January 15, 2008

Uncle Dick

Reference to Vice President Dick Cheney who is reputed to play a significant role in running the country all the while scowling.

Definition - A snarling puppetmaster who rules from behind a curtain.

"Yeah, he's a regular Uncle Dick."

by jaymz October 14, 2004

uncle ted

The creepy guy always hanging round in the toilet, patrolling for potential poopers before spending hours in a cubicle.

Dude, you've been in here for 15 minutes!
I know, uncle ted won't fucking leave!

by ninjafloater October 16, 2010

Uncle Dan

un•cle dan

FORMAL
adjective

A man who's neither an uncle nor named Dan, he does however say some interesting shit.

INFORMAL
noun
A tiktok influencer with over 20k followers. He is usually seen deconstructing asinine points found on the app TikTok nothing he says is serious, but he's always right.

noun: "WOW! Uncle Dan has such a great beard!"
adj.: "You're very Uncle Dan"

by Ehbunni2 August 7, 2020

uncle sauce

When you stick your uncle into a juicer and ejaculate into the juice produced by the juicer and feed it too your cat Mittens and he ejaculates while vomiting into a can.

I just love uncle sauce on a Monday morning.

by Dick_mangler May 7, 2018