Two blood

When a women has her period, so you rupture her an us causing it to bleed. Thus having two bloods.

It was felicias time of the month. So she'looks get two bloods tonight. Jsargent

by Jsargent March 19, 2016

two-facebooker

someone who can access your facebook page and then proceed to relay information to another facebooker who, does not have access to your info or is blocked.

what? my girl found out i was talking to an ex girlfriend on facebook someone two facebooked me. ive been the victim of a mother fuckin two timing
two-facebooker

by howareya79 April 4, 2011

Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.

Oh for sure, he's two percent, you know?

by Henry Williams T April 28, 2011

two-ed

double p0wnage, or being p0wnded twice in a row

Man, that seventh grader just beat you at an arm wrestling match and at picking up chicks. You got two-ed!

by Frank Rofsherlec May 6, 2007

Two goreng

When you make 2 packets of indomie mi goreng 2 minute noodles in one bowl because 1 isn't enough

Hey man, do you want a two goreng or a single mi goreng?

How many gorengs do you do?

by TeaChai December 25, 2022

Two test

The act of putting two testicles in your mouth.

“Eh bro you ever played that game two test”
“Huh”
“Two testicles in you mouth, bitch. Ha”

by Chuckes March 14, 2022

Terrible Two’s

The terrible two’s definition should be changed from being “the age of two” to being the age starting from a year and a half to the age of three” because the terrible two’s always last for two complete years not just one complete year.

Oh my, I can see the terrible two’s are beginning for little Sarah. She’s barely one and a half. It’s going to be a long two years.

by mymartin1970 December 30, 2021