girlfriend in training

A relatively sexually inexperienced girl; whom, upon becoming your girlfriend will require a bit of assistance as to how to properly get your mojo workin'.

Guy #1: How's your new chickie?
Guy #2: Dude, I had to spend 45 minutes showing her how to properly hold the goods while hand jobbin me.
Guy #1: Well... she is a girlfriend in training after all...

by Dana January 23, 2004

trainwreck

Trainwreck is a sativa-dominant strain of usually very high-grade marijuana often found among users with medical access, and is especially popular in CA. It has a pronounced, characteristic evergreen odor and is usually manifest as small, very dense buds with ubiquitous trichomes. The Sativa:indica ratio is proposed to be anywhere from 9:1 to 65:35, although the latter figure would seem somewhat remarkable, since Trainwreck produces virtually none of the "couch-lock" effects typical to indica strains. It instead causes a very cerebral, relatively non-impairing high conducive to creative thought, introspection, and verbalization. As of 2010, in the Bay Area, 3.5 g of medical grade Trainwreck ranges in price from roughly 45 to 65$

I just totally destroyed a linear algebra exam after smoking like 2 bong-loads of Trainwreck. Now, where have I left my copy of Finnegans Wake? Would you like some Trainwreck, by the way?

by soft acid July 11, 2010

train tracks

The series of marks upon one's arm due to injection of heroin. When the marks run up and down someones arm, similar to the tracks of a train, they are said to have train tracks.

Watch out for Paul man, he's totally addicted. Train tracks all over his arm.

by mapaccio March 29, 2009

Riding the Dinky Train to Stinky Town

When a man sticks his penis in another persons anal cavity then finds his cock covered in shit.

IAN was riding the dinky train to stinky town on ADAM, then found his cock covered in shit. WHOO, WHOO!!!

by awallz December 31, 2008

Myspace Train

A group on myspace with certain rules. Many camera whores,scene kids,etc. post a million proofs to get accepted into one.

Usually with names like:

Aesthetic glamour
hello kitty perfection
suicide toybox
etc..

Person1: OMG i got accepted into perfect aesthetic scary murder pretty hello kitty death dolls!The freakin awesomest myspace train ever!!!
Person2: Shoot me...

by screamofeen19 May 4, 2009

Leaving on a Southern Train

There are many ways to define leaving on a southern train.
1. To be inject/be high from injecting heroin.

2. To listen to (and enjoy) Stone Temple Pilots.

3. To actually leave somewhere on a southern train.

1. Man, that steve guy is so leaving on a southern train.

2. "I'm listening to "Sour Girl", now i'm leaving on a southern train"

3. Joshuwa is taking a train from Cleveland to Atlanta, therefore leaving on a southern train.

by Steve Weiland April 9, 2009

frat star in training

A high school boy who is in training to become a frat star. Usually good looking, shin high socks, enjoys short(er) neon shorts, and perhaps playing lacrosse.

"Whoa, Christie's brother Kevin is so good at sports/getting the babes/being good looking."
"I know, he is such a frat star in training"

by yesthatsanareacode September 27, 2009