Salad Tosser

Dany Lee Borrowman tossed salad everyday in prison and continues to toss the salad of his transvestite wife Jill borrowman now thats hes out of Prison protective custody

Dany Lee Borrowman was the best salad Tosser in PC. He tossed salad every day and night while in protective custody and he married his cell mate After he got a sex change and became known as Jill?

by Dany Borrowman July 18, 2023

Toxic Totterdown Disease

The outcome of having to go to Totterdown in car with a questionable handbrake, getting stuck and consequently getting ridiculed by yucky people. Leaving you needing plenty of time to recover from the trauma.

Liv: Are you okay Debbie you look stressed?
Debbie: I’ve just come back from Totterdown and have a bad case of toxic Totterdown Disease

by Liddypaws September 4, 2023

curtain twitching tosser

Someone who spies on there neighbours

The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.

The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.

by Kenny Kong March 4, 2014

Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

by JLuc14 August 1, 2018

yes no toaster

a french popular sentence for the french person who is a shit in english

Mmmhhh...Yes no toaster?

by memeduhface April 25, 2019

90'S Toaster Strudel

The act of ejaculating into a VCR, inserting a VHS tape, and watching a full length feature film. Can only be done if the person who ejects the tape is unawares. Watching an entire film allows for the tape, and subsequently the ejaculate, to heat up. After the film ends the unsuspecting victim ejects the tape to reveal luke-warm frothy ejaculate on top of the tape and man-goo stretching from the VCR to the back of the tape as they pull it out. The goal however, is to have the victim pull out the tape to reveal a beautiful zig-zag jizz pattern on top of it. But much like with real toaster strudels the victim just gets the jizz all over their hands. No matter how hard you try to make it look like the commercials you always fuck it up. Common practice among Boomers.

Mark: Hey Kar...Karen! Let's watch Jurassic Park tonight.
Karen: Okay sweetie!
FILM ENDS
Mark: Hey Kar can you eject the tape my c6 and c7 are giving me trouble again tonight.
Karen: Sure honey.
Karen ejects the tape and gasps. The tape and her hands are now covered in Mark's jizz.
Karen: Oh Mark! Did you just 90's Toaster Strudel me! Oh not again sweety!

by bromatoesoup April 5, 2020

Tabby Tail Taster

One who enjoys licking their finger after accidentally touching the rear end of a cat.

Why did you lick your finger, you are a real Tabby Tail Taster!

by Crham February 14, 2021