Tom diamond

A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck

I just shat out a Tom diamond

by badass4523 August 19, 2019

tom mccosker

A Tom McCosker Is a cool dude with a 8 inch cock. Girls think they’re a nice guys and love when they make them laugh. Even though a Tom McCosker has lots of girls to talk to he always puts the bro’s before the hoes. A Tom McCosker Loves memes and has great relationships with your girlfriend. They also like playing the guitar more than sex.

Stacy: “Is that Tom McCosker?”
Rachel: “Tom McCosker is so cute isn’t he?”

by I’m the truth January 20, 2020

Tom Langdown

rat

That man is a Tom Langdown

by Tom Langdown April 11, 2020

Tom weems

When you get intentionally messed with or screwed and knew it the whole time. But tried to have faith in humanity.

I was happy to purchase from the local meat shop, until i got Tom Weems by the tube steak.

by yoyolo5 November 17, 2020

Tom Clarkson

Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!

Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”

Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”

by WR fan September 16, 2020

Tom Parked

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.

Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.

by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017

tom slagmore

Everyone has the ability to be Tom Slagmore, but not everyone IS Tom Slagmore. An alter ego for those who know what's up.

"Who was that guy?"
"That guy? That, my friend, is Tom Slagmore."

by Tom Slagmore May 31, 2017