thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

Thirsty

A guy usually named Tommy who tries to get at all the girls at work.

Damn did you see Tommy already talking to Sierra? Yeah he's thirsty

by Muertito June 18, 2016

Thirst Buckita

Someone who is thirsty beyond thirsty. They need something other then water to quench their thirst;-)

Person A: Omg! Did you hear what Tatiana did to Lawrence yesterday?! She's such a thirst buckita

by Drunk_Duck August 9, 2016

thirstation

Extreme thirst like no other thirst known to man.

If I don't get a drink right now I will literally die of thirstation.

by Mitchie looloo December 31, 2016

thirstism

The act of being super thirsty for no apparent reason, just acting like they don't have no other options

Females these days need to chill on the thirstism

by Dreazy February 11, 2017

thirsty turtle

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.

I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.

by firecracker4u July 16, 2017

thirsty whore

What his girlfriends cousin comments on his picture accusing his 2 female best friends for throwing themselves at him despite his girlfriend

Female friend 1: "dem veins tho"
Cousin: "do these thirsty Whore's know u have a girlfriend?"
Male: "she doesn't have to know she goes to a different school"

by Anonymous0920 March 21, 2017