ultimate supreme hair dyer

people like Izzy who dye their hair all the time

like all the time...
also like Izzy's they have pink hair when its against dresscodes

Izzy is the ultimate supreme hair dyer because they dye their hair every week very extreme lol

by joeisking2022 March 4, 2022

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025

Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming

Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020

Ultimate lifeform

A being far beyond our realm

Chaos will be controlled with a Finger snap for i am the ultimate Lifeform

by SonicReaper October 29, 2018

Ultimate Freakage

an action between a man and a woman in which they assume a 69 position yet instead they eat the respective persons ass and then proceed to make out after the ass eating is concluded.

Me and Pat were doing some Ultimate Freakage last night in the car and I felt very evil afterwards?

by PatTheFruncle May 14, 2024

The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

Ultimate Frisbee

Ultimate Frisbee is the most ass and gay sport. The players of the game love the game even though it is the most counter-intuitive shit ever. I mean, you STOP when you catch the frisbee??? Also the name is stupid too. They really had to say how the game was ultimate.

Don’t you hate ultimate frisbee?

by average heretic March 8, 2023