mexican touch

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen

Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af

by Bro 25 May 6, 2016

ass touch

When a man shoves an entire finger up his ass and proceeds to chase his friend around playing a “shitty” game of tag.

We love to play ass touch on the weekends.

by White Retard February 7, 2018

Poop touch

Poop touch is essentially the game of Tag... but in stead of yelling “you’re it” when tagging someone you say or yell “poop touch”. It is often started without discussion. Someone simply reaches out, taps the person next to them and says it, then runs. Any Tag rules can apply. Base. Pause. Etc. Taunts typically center around inflection heavy chants of, “_______ haaaass the pooooop tooooouch.”

“I sprained my knee playing poop touch with my nephews over the weekend.”

by The Rainbowner April 4, 2021

Touch red

Something said in a situation when coincidentally two people say the same word at the same time ,to add sort of humour to the conversation ; and the first person who touches a red- painted object gets good luck

Person A "I was watching a movie and the tea was piping ...."
Person B "Piping hot "

Person A "Hot!!"
Person A "touch red !!"

by Jane Austen April 15, 2020

Playaz touch

Turn a bitch to a hoe thats the playaz touch~

Aye bro hows it goin with Maria?
She got the playaz touch.

by Ka$hPacko February 18, 2022

Midas Touch

Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler

"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler

by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010

finishing touch

when your getting a massage from a poorly literate asain woman and you slip her a fifty and she gives you a handjob

your retarded brother gave my uncle a finishing touch

by AJ Matthews (DM) October 12, 2003