Heat stroke

Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.

I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.

by CurledPawsAndStuff August 12, 2022

Strokes shotgun

Something SasquatchPoopSlinger says when he is going to use his shotgun to shoot his fellow clan members to trigger them.

Andy: Looking forward to the scrim this Sunday.
Sasquatch: *strokes shotgun*
Dysolve: Dunno what he is stroking really because I don't think it's his shotgun.
Sasquatch: hahah nice one. Nah just trying to trigger the Bolt action rifle guys in the clan.
Harold: yeah boi! Will bring my Hellriegle of death!
Sasquatch: Team ftw the Hazdawg?
Harold: Fo sure :D

by SasquatchPoopSlinger December 02, 2017

sugar stroke

When Consume so much sugar that your brain stops functioning from 1-5 seconds Then you come back to reality and regret your decisions and cry.

Jackson Ate 5 Pixie Sticks at the same time Then he suffered from a 3 second Sugar Stroke.

by J05M0TH3R December 05, 2019

4-Stroke

The Standard motions in most Internal Combustion Engines. Also the best way to treat a man.
Suck

Squeeze
Bang
Blow

My engine is a 4-Stroke.

Or...

I gave my BF the good ol' 4-stroke.

by Audi Quattro December 27, 2021

Rage Stroking

To aggressively masturbate after someone made you extremely mad or angry.

I got involved in a road rage incident and was so angry I pulled over on the side of the road and started rage stroking.

by Gabe Oytoucher May 12, 2025

Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.

Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!

by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023

stroke warrior

People who had a stroke BUT didn't feel that they weren't a "stroke victim" or, "stroke survivor". They wanted to show themselves and the world that they were able to build their muscles and their brain by using brain building exercises, muscles building exercise and they know that their brains' neurons were able of neuroplasticity; just like child, teenagers, adults and elder adults were. The Stroke Warrior' brains' neurons were rerouting their neurontransmissions past dying ones and making a map from new neurons.

Stroke Warrior: Watch this. I can run up their stairs with my bare feet.
Doctor: Uh. That's not possibility!
Stroke Warrior: (runs up the stairs). See?
Doctor: Wha---

by Son of Dionysis January 13, 2019