three forces of evil

Three forces of evil means an extremely unfunny attempt at joke. Often used by retarded mental midgets. Known as the best way to cause death by boredom.

Also known as "three forces of shit".

It is important to know that so far no one in world has laughed at a Three Forces of Evil joke.

I tried to get rid of my wife, so I gave her "Three Forces Of evil" the book.

20 seconds of Three Forces Of Evil and even the healthiest person will die.

John had a problem, he could never stop laughing. So the doctor prescribed some "three forces of evil" to him.

by Britney Trolley November 19, 2007

air force none

(n.) any bootleg shoe resembling Nike's flagship design. They cannot be found in legitimate shoe stores, but are always on sale in flee markets and alleys.

HAHAHA, his air force nones don't even have a check on them!

by HU 2010 February 2, 2008

royal air force

The only smart air force in the entire world; with a white, red and blue target as their symbol. Capable of defending one island and their colonies against any threat presented to them.

The Royal Air Force was formed in 1918.

by C-Gull August 13, 2015

Prayer Force One

The name of the pope's private jet

The pope flew aboard Prayer Force One from Italy to Poland

by The Ramones Suck August 31, 2009

Force 5 Domination

Domination so severe that all five senses, sight, hearing, touch, smell, and taste, are all completely overcome and rendered useless. Annihilation to such a degree that the victim feels they are unable to use all five senses in an effort to defend or control themselves, i.e., the feeling of being surrounded by complete darkness as if in a vacuum due to overwhelming domination or intense pleasure.

Derek: Have you seen Braveheart?
Steve: You mean the movie where William Wallace Force 5 Dominates the English Army?

Justyn: You ready to play some Madden?
Ryan: You ready for the Force 5 Domination?

Teresa (Lying in bed)
Mark (Walking into bedroom): You ready to be Force 5 Dominated?

by Force5Dominator April 16, 2010

velvet air force

Compass Airlines, also known as the velvet air force.

Compass pilot: Hey look, it's the Mormon air force *waves ecstatically*

SkyWest pilot 1: Did you see them wave?

SkyWest pilot 2: Yeah, it's just the velvet air force. They get SUPER excited, it's FABULOUS!

by veewan November 17, 2017

Blunt Force Ingenuity

Also referred to as BFI. The method used to determine the best usage of Blunt (or brute) force

Blunt Force Ingenuity is deciding whether to use a hammer or a pneumatic hammer, a power drill or a hand drill, a shovel or a snowblower.
Also referred to as BFI

by Rnydyman March 1, 2010