off day

A day in which you are not at your normal level of performance i.e. can't draw as well, get killed more in video games ect

Wow, everything I've done today has sucked money nuts. I must be having a bad off day!

by Mikiras November 2, 2008

Obama Day

The first day of the end of the world.

On Obama Day:

"There goes the neighborhood."

After Obama Day and Obama makes Ebonics the national language of the US:

"sH!t MaN, tHA HooDz Gon' B All Up In My Grrillz, NiGGAAh!. No wha 'm SayIN?! Wurd. Sh!t... WorLds All enin and Sh!T, Son!"

by Orion370 January 20, 2009

That'll be the Day...

An expression meaning "That'll never happen". Shortened from "That'll be the day when (insert ubsurd impossible occurence here, such as 'Pigs will fly')"

Bob: I'm gonna kick your butt!
Joe: Haha, yeah, that'll be the day....

by lovehorses94 May 13, 2008

Dozen Day

12 beers in 12 pubs in 12 hours on the 12th day of the 12 month.

Are you going to join us on dozen day?

by aboutfivebucks August 23, 2010

Jedi day

Jedi day is May 4th - May the Fourth (be with you) - as in:
May the Force be with you, what the Jedis in Starwars saw to each other.

'Hey - it's Jedi Day!'
'Yeah - may the fourth be with you!'

by fennec_fox May 14, 2006

glory days

Days we remember as better and more fulfilling than today. Glory days are often associated with popularity and successful party throwing.

Remember our Pop Culture Spelling Bee? Those were the glory days.

by Lily and Kaylene January 27, 2008

Opposite Day

Rooted in playground tradition. A fictional holiday, in which everything you do or say means exactly the opposite. Often used at the end of a sentence to negate what you just said.

"You look nice.... on Opposite Day!"

by Dr. Michael yates January 17, 2005