the bestest boy ever. the sweetest one. someone to talk to ab anything. the realest one. a best friend to anyone. the one whose attractive. the boy who gets all the girls and his friend Mickey C gets jealous bc he knows carter is better looking.
the one who always makes u feel better and cures ur depression. the one who u would spend every second of the day with if u could. the one who is very dirty minded but who u laugh at every day. that one boy who would do anything for h
the one who always makes u feel better and cures ur depression. the one who u would spend every second of the day with if u could. the one who is very dirty minded but who u laugh at every day. that one boy who would do anything for h
by 123rando456 October 28, 2020

by dELlLllLlLl July 8, 2025

Carter Waggett is the kind of guy you'd want to be friends with. He's super sweet and has a great way with words, he can be very silly and goofy sometimes, but he's really fun to hang with. He is so fine, every girls in love with him, but once he finds a girl, he stays loyal no matter what. If you ever meet him, be nice, he's going through a lot more then you think he is. He has a big heart, and if he gives it to you, treasure it.
by YoCheerGirlPayton May 3, 2022

A person who is ultimately the most hypocritical person in existence.
They make harassing jokes toward their female friends and address them as humor.
They make harassing jokes toward their female friends and address them as humor.
Person 1: "Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?"
Person 2: "Stop asking weird questions"
Person 1: "Answer. It's important. Do it or kiss me."
Person 2: "Stop, you're acting like a fucking Carter"
Person 2: "Stop asking weird questions"
Person 1: "Answer. It's important. Do it or kiss me."
Person 2: "Stop, you're acting like a fucking Carter"
by joshyandcarterhater November 15, 2020

Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025

Dude look at that Carter!
by Giraffe on a bench December 28, 2018

by FP4764 June 5, 2018
