Beat and Sleep.

A term used when someone promptly masturbates before going to sleep.

Every night my neighbors beat and sleep.

by Rustleton November 10, 2010

beat suite

When two roomates are absent for a long duration of time (trip, competition, or long shower) and the room is entirely empty but for one occupant. The remaining occupant then may masterbate at their will without being walked in on by their roomate. LOTS of masterbation usually ensues.

the beat refers to "beating your meat" and suite to a luxury room at an establishment.

ROOMY 1: Wow, we are both leaving for the weekend. That means Kyle will have the beat suite all to himself.

ROOMY 2: Man, he is going to be beating it allot.

by 226-Patriot February 16, 2010

browser beating

Spending an inordinate amount of time surfing the net.

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!

by lordjulius May 17, 2009

beat time

Similar to bed time, but takes place about 5 minutes prior. It's that special time of night when, you guessed it, masterbation occurs.

"I gotta go, it's my beat time."

by LosrDogg July 26, 2009

Beat No Jimmy

Fucking a girl without a condom intentionally and being proud of it.

"Last night, I beat no jimmy, it felt bomb"

"I beat no jimmy, i need to get plan b"

by JDOT23 October 13, 2014

beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

by MateoP April 1, 2008

she's beat

she's motherfucking ugly

girl 1:"that's the girl bobby took home last night!"

girl 2:"oh... she's beat."

by some beat chick January 2, 2009