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Shart in mart

"Shart in mart" is to Americans what "poo in the loo" is to Indians.

Created on 4chan to mock yankees, especially self-important ones, lest they forget theirs is a culture where people publicly shart themselves in the supermarket out of sheer, concentrated sloth.
">eurofags and pajeets force a meme together to pretend they're better than the USA"
">amerifags shart in mart together to pretend they're better at pooing in the loo"
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
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warm sharts

When you try to fart but some shit comes out of your ass and its warm
by Real definer36 February 1, 2017
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shart squeeze

A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.
Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!
by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021
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Cute Sharts ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅฐ

A shart that is very cute. Shart means fart that also has a bit of shit.
Wow I like your Cute Sharts ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅฐ!
by rest-stop-999 April 20, 2024
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Shart

The sound that comes out of an Alabamafanโ€™s mouth whenever they talk about football. Itโ€™s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.
There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
Thereโ€™s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fanโ€™s mouth is pure shart.
by Auntskerry November 24, 2018
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Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.
Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...
by shatcat September 28, 2023
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Angry Shart

When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse
Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy
by Electric Smurf December 19, 2024
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