swamp cougar

swamp cougar is an attractive female who devours any one in trousers once she is on tart fuel, she does not care and you can use your own name because she always wakes up with no memory of last night. She hunts alone as none of her friends stay around once she starts on the cider.

check out that swamp cougar she's handy she's randy she fucks in the street.

by maddingo September 25, 2010

Swamp ass

Swamp ass is when you are sitting for so long that you feel a puddle of sweat forming around your ass. this often occurs during road trips and sitting in those god awful plastic chairs at school.

oh god this chair is giving me major swamp ass.

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

swamp bucket

Something gross and only getting grosser. Something so disgusting its like a dirty swamp.

That house is so out-dated, its a swamp bucket.

That family looks like they live in a swamp bucket.

There's no coming back from that swamp bucket, its horrible.

by catcatcatchacha January 31, 2014

swamp moose

A really fat Girl
A definition used in my school

That fat chick is a swamp moose

by Izzy March 27, 2005

swamp donkey

A fat fugly chick who stalks drunk, weak, and/or insecure men and and takes advantage of them sexually.

That damn swamp donkey is fucking the WTs again!

by Rayth March 20, 2008

swamp donkey

Swampdonkey = slang for a MOOSE (it's a New England, especially Maine thing)

That swampdonkey jumped right out in front of my rig when I was doing 90 MPH!

by Mike Phillips September 16, 2005

swamp crack

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007