Late

When you’ve flopped to a degree of no return.

“Bro kayla caught me cheating”

Friend would simply say, “Late”

by Dripbeasting June 3, 2020

medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: stop interrupting. I don't like that medicine you digest so well lately. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

Late Gimp

A person who is not only late, but decides to inform you 45 minutes after he should have already left home.

"Jonny where are you?"
"Sorry boys, problem at work"
"Why didn't you tell us earlier considering you should have left home 45 minutes ago?"
"Because I'm a late gimp"

by Big Beadla February 5, 2021