jonas bergart

a realy cool guy that everybody hates

person1: hi i am jonas bergart.
person2: Ohh fuck u then.

by bergarten March 2, 2018

Jonas

Jonas can mean boring or angry because he sits like monky

You are such jonas

by Jamy vardy April 6, 2020

Jonas

Palm oil, hinmmler and mountain dew is three words thats describe his name. He is also addicted to ketchup and fortnite. He will start like a youtuber but he will not do it very well.

How you doing, Jonas?

by A1non0ymC123 December 10, 2018

Jona

Why even?

Me: Hey Jona!
Jona: Periodt sis
Me: What?
Jona: HI SISTERS

by ThisSiteIsWeird March 14, 2020

Jonas’ phenomenon

The Jonas‘ phenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.

One can use the Jonas’ phenomenon to create an illusion of liking someone.

by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022

Jonas

Jonas:" Deine Mom hat HIV von mir du hurensohn"

Jonas dein po ist nass

by tpmodern November 24, 2023

Jona

Jona is a very good friend. Its easy to make him laugh he is sussy and plays fortnite. He is always there for you. Unless his parents took his internet access.

Fabian: My friend Jona is very good at fortnite.
Finn: Yes, you’re right.
Jona: Hey guys, who wants to play fortnite?
Fabian: Me!
Finn: I don’t want to. Fortnite is boring.
Fabian and Jona: Okay!
Finn: Bye. I hate you.

Fabian and Jona: Bye!

by ecateats March 26, 2023