by Raphael69 January 23, 2018
After receiving a donkey pouch from Bryan, Jessica was more than happy to give Bryan a Puerto Rican handshake.
by cabo wabo slobo April 25, 2015
a handshake given where either the middle or index finger is curved in to where one is caressing the palm of another, only given when one is looking for sexual intercourse
by jessica the magnificent September 13, 2008
by Chelsea lover 23 April 19, 2017
The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.
Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"
Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"
Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"
Doug- "What if your wife notices?"
Billy- "Who?"
Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"
Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"
Doug- "What if your wife notices?"
Billy- "Who?"
by El Panadero August 03, 2010
When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.
by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020
The act of giving and/or receiving a kick in the groin before having lit firecracker thrown down your pants by a guy probably named "Shawn" wearing a Bruins jersey who runs off with his skullcrushers brown bag yelling "GO SOX!".
"I got a South Boston Handshake. Mangled my downstairs up like a chicken pot pie."
"So....good trip to Beantown?"
"So....good trip to Beantown?"
by Colonel Clownshoes November 18, 2015