taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".

Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.

by Rob Prime June 5, 2014

Grenade X Grace

The universal sign of love.

"Oh my god you guys are such love doves, you acting just like Grenade x Grace."

by Ranger man July 8, 2022

Sperm grenade

Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa

A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

Threw/Tossed The Grenade

A girl gives a handjob then puts the guys dick back in his pants right before he finishes.

1st guy: How was that hand job?
2nd guy: Dude she threw/tossed the grenade!
1st guy: Man that's a bummer.

by TheArtistFormallyKnownAsAMan December 5, 2013

Grenade

Even louder than a heavy thunder bolt strike! Imagine at 4:30 in the morning you’re on computer playing a boxing game with the volume at the maximum level, then losing the match makes a household of 6 wake up as if they’re about to rocket themselves to the sun!

“Kid, this wrestling noise woke me up like a grenade!”

by LikeXD31 August 15, 2021

gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session

his gland grenade went off right in my eye!

by buckleheid February 10, 2008

The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021