Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
Get the instant ghostmug. Guy: Holy shit did you see that my printer just turned on by itself it scared me!
Friend: "ghost printer".....
Friend: "ghost printer".....
by whoageez November 30, 2009
Get the Ghost Printermug. Gaunt's Ghost's a.k.a the Tanith First and Only: the only surviving regiment of the planet Tanith from the WarHammer40,000 universe that is under command of the colonel commissar Ibram Gaunt
Their planet was destroyed by the Chaos faction in an orbital bombardment
based off of the game Warhammer40,000; a book series by Dan Abnett
Their planet was destroyed by the Chaos faction in an orbital bombardment
based off of the game Warhammer40,000; a book series by Dan Abnett
AJ: "Hey, came I just read 'Necropolis' in the gaunt's ghosts series."
Cam: "I just got the book 'Ghost Maker'."
Cam: "I just got the book 'Ghost Maker'."
by willis with lemons April 3, 2010
Get the gaunt's ghostsmug. To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.
Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.
You give him some ghost slappies.
He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"
You give him some ghost slappies.
He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"
by gotchabetch September 1, 2011
Get the Ghost Slappiesmug. The action of lifting a cup of tea or coffee (cuppa) to your lips, having momentarily forgotten you had the last sip a few minutes ago. The action of a ghost sip is often followed by an expletive.
by money making game November 21, 2010
Get the ghost sipmug. A) The act of pretending to be somebody else online and developing a relationship and then disappearing without a trace. (Catfish + ghosting = fish ghosting)
B) When a former nba player cheats on his wife while "traveling" and then disappears
B) When a former nba player cheats on his wife while "traveling" and then disappears
" We met on match.com and I thought he was legit. Turns out, he was fish ghosting me!"
catfish ghosting asshole rude jackass coward dating cheating
catfish ghosting asshole rude jackass coward dating cheating
by TANKM April 26, 2016
Get the Fish Ghostingmug. An absent father; a "baby daddy".
by KarlPilkington June 29, 2017
Get the Ghost Daddymug.