goon

carry on; proceed; go along; continue; move on; advance

Time to goon for me, boy!

by Ivan Kalita January 27, 2018

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

Goons

A man that's loyal to his men's and his gang he will always have your back when you need him I will never talk shit about you

And will never lie to and will always stay right next to you

/:goons

:yoo look at my goon Right here

:this the goon right here

by Ckulglad r.je January 7, 2020

Goon

The person you would see at school jumping the lunch que or trying to piss off teachers just for the fun of it. Just generally devoting their existence to piss people of.

"Have you seen Jack, he's such a goon"

"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"

by Mrgoon February 1, 2020

Goon Squad

The beat down crew in a maximim security prison. There to beat the hell out of out of control or insubordinate prisoners.

He was going out of his mind so they brought in the goon squad and they beat the shit out of him

by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020

Goon

A totally silly billy mothafucka.

Man 1 “That nigga is quite the goon”
Man 2 “Yes indeed my fellow nigga”

by hockey_lover11 April 24, 2020

goon

Your short friend

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Look its the goon
Person 3: Hi goon
Person 1: I am bringing my nerf gun next time (joke)

by paradenical February 21, 2020