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Luxembourgian Waffle Flop

This sinister act requires two females with a combined weight of 450 lbs, a skinny male, preferably one with a high pitched pansy-ass voice, and a total of 2 mustaches and 2.5 beards among the group. First, the heavier female lies on the kitchen counter and spreads boysenberry syrup on her genitalia whilst the lighter one pins the male on the floor below. The heavier one then rolls off the counter onto the male, positioned so that her genitalia is directly adjacent to his mouth. The lighter of the two then gets atop the counter and performs a "flying elbow drop." This step is repeated until the male can muster enough energy to scream the Luxembourgian motto "Mir wëlle bleiwe wat mir sinn!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear and contact the proper authorties.
Chevitz: "Oh mine gourd i merely escaped by thine skin of mine dentals!"

Roscwaltz: "Escaped whet mine lad?!"

Chevitz: "T'was the Luxembourgian Waffle Flop mine dear friend. Thine fat bitches nearly concluded mine life with such!"

Roscwaltz: "Aye."
by Macho Man Randy Sandwich January 1, 2011
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Flip Flop Phil

That typical Civil engineer with the L200 who does no work on site but claims a fat salary every year.
"Bye Flip Flop Phil"

Then you would reply with "SHE KNOWS!"
by YEYEYEET May 29, 2019
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fad flop tank

someone on stan twitter who’s tweets do not perform well, overall their account never gets likes and all they use is payola to get interactions.
did you see redputationaotd after he didn’t use alex’s fancam.. james’ tweets really flopped after that what a fad flop tank”
by dwvibe October 11, 2020
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put it on a flip-flop

A food good enough to be eaten with a rubber flip-flop and still be good.
"this food is so packed with flavor you could put it on a flip-flop and it would still be palatable" - Guy Fieri
by Fieri, Guy November 6, 2017
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Land of Titty flop

Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.
Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)
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ice cream flop

The fucking of an ice cream cone when it softens on a hot summer day.
It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!
by Kevin Wolfe March 1, 2017
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