When your dad gets out the shower and ejaculates into your face while eating a peanut butter mayo broccoli sandwich and then forcefully shits into your mouth before he squeezes his butt hairs so hard his butt juices are coming all over you face like you just got ejaculated on by 5 horse cocks then proceeding to lick it off your face and it tastes good.
by Colin is a breckie hill gooner June 7, 2025
Get the Dirty Colinmug. Furry with a small peen. Usually associated with shrimp. Wears armor made of wind instruments and thinks elves aren't gay. Probably eats food off the ground.
by Dullest Idiot October 15, 2018
Get the Colinmug. Colin is a guy who puts everybody before himself, he’s thoughtful and caring, and there’s no other guy like him. He’s hella good looking and he can make you smile without even meaning to. He loves to make people laugh and have a good time. He treats girls with respect and any girl would be lucky to have him.
by Thegirlyouneverknew December 3, 2019
Get the Colinmug. Colin. Colin is just.... amazing. He’s the baseball player of the school. He wakes up every morning at 5:00 to work out. He walks into school looking like he just finished a photoshoot. When he’s writing, you can see his veins through his arms. He’s funny, smart, and the most charming guy you will ever meet. Everybody wants to be his friend. He flirts with all the girls. His girlfriend broke up with him, but he won her back. I know, he’s that good. You’re hoping Colin will some day ask you to the dance at the end of the year. All the girls are. Colin is the perfect guy, in all ways.
“Oh my god Colin just smiled at me! I think i’ going to faint”
“Colin, wanna be my partner for the project?”
“Yeah man, sure.”
“Colin, wanna be my partner for the project?”
“Yeah man, sure.”
by Burgundy-sauce May 23, 2019
Get the Colinmug. Invented by "The Great Colinizer," colinization is a process that happens when cats win over everybody's minds by their sheer cuteness. The cats are known for saying "Put it in, onichan," and "I like... MINERS." Once injected into a persons mind, it starts infecting the host with Colin Cancer.
I completely support Colinization: 8 Votes
by CJRAPTOR March 19, 2021
Get the Colinizationmug. A specific Colin in this universe is a coward. If you’re questioning whether it’s you, it’s likely not. This Colin is a manipulative creature. He doesn’t deserve the light of day because he is a perpetual liar. Colin is also a habitual cheater.
by angry friend January 30, 2024
Get the Colinmug. by Anonymous February 22, 2003
Get the colin masonmug.