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Happy Cat

HAPPY CAT

hap•py cat
hapē kat
Adjective Noun

Someone who has a smile and a positive attitude and outlook on life.

A Happy Cat gets up each day with a smile and shows appreciation for all that they have and all of life’s blessings and greets each day and most people with a smile even through adversity as the know every day is a new day and in that new day great things can happen.
He/She is truly a Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat and always has the right attitude in life.

That is one Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat

Respect the Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat
by LOVE777 September 13, 2014
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hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.
"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"
by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008
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Cat Calling

Rude sexual remarks made by men passing women on the street. Usually “cat calls” are about the woman’s body as a whole or a certain feature.
Damn girl that ass looks fine”-Guy on the street

“Ugh, I’m so tired of cat calling!” -Woman the guy yelled at
by StrangeDefinitionsWithMe December 7, 2017
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Cat delete

Cat delete refers to the removal of the catalytic converter of a car. Removing or bypassing the catalytic converter gives a tiny addition to power, but gives the car a low, growling sound.
Dang, your old Honda Civic sounds like a rice rocket after that cat delete. All it needs now is a huge spoiler, spinners, and LEDs
by Janeazy August 10, 2009
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Kliban Cat

A cartoon character fat grey-striped tabby with lots of attitude and not a care in the world. Makes Garfield look like a high-strung pansie.
best example was available on a t-shirt in the early '80s and featured Kliban Cat sitting on a barstool playing a guitar and singing these lyrics:

Love to eat them mousies
Mousie's what I love to eat
Bite their little heads off
Nibble on their tiny feet.
by Felix the aircraft engineer September 29, 2005
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Palming Cat

The common practice of cupping a strippers vagina at a strip club.
"I would love to go to the strip club, I enjoy palming cat"
by NeonFreak720 July 29, 2016
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Jinx the Cat

Jinx is a god amongst his feline competitors
"Hey, have you heard about Jinx the Cat?"
"YES, I LOVE JINX THE CAT!!!!!1!!1!!!1!1"
by mrmrpizza May 20, 2022
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