Australian custard

Synonym for spunk as it's made 'down under'.

"Pass the Australian custard Steve"
"Dude, yuck"

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The Great Australian Sausage

The move can be used when applying a bun as a sausage on the mans penis, the femal then proceeds to give the man a blowjob while eating the bun, going deeper and deeper until she eats all of the bun

"You hungry love?"
"Fuck yeh"
"Want to give The Great Australian Sausage a go?"

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Australian Joey

The act of picking up your partner, sticking your penis inside of their vagina, then proceed to hop around like a kangraroo, making your penis thrust inside of their vagina.

1: I gave my girlfriend an Australian Joey last night!
2: Must have been tiring for you, that bitch is heavy!

by spriggan. September 13, 2023

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Australian tanning

When 3+ men orgasam all at the same time on the person infront of them.

After we finished Australian tanning . I woke up with a painful blister on my groin.

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Australian Spitroast

When you spitroast a minecraft sheep.

She Australian Spitroast on me till i lamb

by m4gethecat August 1, 2024

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The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.

~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."

My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.

by The JD Guy February 16, 2024

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