Sonic Team

The most misnamed company in gaming history...Created the popular Sonic The Hedgehog franchise, made some of the best games ever during the Genesis era, and then proceeded to fuck it up beyond all recognition. The best Sonic games of recent years? No longer developed by Sonic Team.

Sonic Team developer: Furry culture is in right now! Lets give Sonic a human lover! That won't be disturbing in the least! Raises for everyone!

Sonic Team developer: Shadow the Hedgehog already can control time...WHO NEEDS THAT?! LETS GIVE HIM A GUN AND GENERIC RUBBER ALIENS TO FIGHT!!! Smart idea is smart...

Another stupid Sonic Team developer: Sonic games that allow you to play as Sonic? RIDICULOUS! Big the Cat and Charmy the Bee are clearly our best creations! Lets base over half the game on them!

Sonic Team *again*: Link has a sword....WELL CLEARLY A FUCKING HEDGEHOG NEEDS ONE TOO!!! IT MAKES SO MUCH CLEAR AND LOGICAL SENSE!!!

Sonic Team (as if you didn't already guess): Humm...Super Mario Sunshine has this Blue Coin collecting thing that everyone hates in an otherwise great and well developed game that simply prolongs the experience unnecessarily...LETS DO THE SAME THING WITH SUN AND MOON MEDALS ONLY TWICE AS MUCH OF THEM AND EVEN MORE POINTLESS BACKTRACKING!!! BRILLIANT...

Yet another stupid STD (that is their abbreviation): You know what's missing from the Sonic series? A WEREWOLF!!! THAT ISN'T A WEREWOLF!!! AND HAS STRETCHY ARMS AND A PURPLE MIDGET SIDEKICK!!!

Please restaff this entire division Sega...for the love of GOD.

by smc90 November 14, 2010

Ivy League Rowing Team

An orgy of sorts involving five men, one woman and a bullhorn. One man, the Coxswain, stands and receives oral sex while directing the other members of the orgy with the bullhorn, "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Hard right etc." The woman giving the coxswain head is also being done from behind by the anchor man. This forms an H position. Another man lies under the woman on a triangular sex pillow and has vaginal sex with her (alternative: he can be hanging from her like a sloth). On each side of the woman is another man who receive handjobs from her while she is getting done from behind, beneath and blowing the Coxswain--hence the dircetions he gives, "Stroke, Stroke..."

"I was at a frat party last night and saw your girlfriend as the middle member of an Ivy League Rowing Team, I couldn't look away! She was getting it in the ass the pussy blowing some guy and jacking two others off. Sorry bro."

by Chet Rockwood August 15, 2009

The A Team

The first song that plays on Apple Music when you connect your phone to your car– always.

Kelly: Oh look The A Team is playing again.
Ri: It's almost surreal...

by Dbastro December 3, 2017

Down for the Team

(also known as Down for the Squad or Down for the Camp).Used to describe girls that are willing to let you and your whole group of friends fuck, not to be confused with being down for the Train. A girl who is down for the team will let you hit and then you can put her on whoever, she doesn't care.

J: Yo my nig i just got the neck from this one jawn from up the street

T: Real rap? That's crazy

J: It gets better than that, she's down for the team

T: For real? Man we in there!

by LaMilton Taeshawn June 9, 2010

tag team

designating or having to do with a form of professional wrestling in which two-member teams compete, with teammates alternating in the ring

Macho Man and the Hulk, though excellent individual professional wrestlers, were an impressive tag team that made short work of their opponents.

by saskie Q May 15, 2011

team-killer

A person who shoots his own team mates in Multi-Player games for the fun of making others mad.

example: My friend Joe is a Call of Duty Team-killer.

by Q December 7, 2004

TeamBreezy

A group of Chris Brown supporters who stand behind said person no matter what. They do not care if Chris Brown beats up a woman, incites violence and runs people over. TeamBreezy has the same level of introspection as the person they adore; that is to say, zero. TeamBreezy's members and their woman-beating Messiah like to decide when Chris Brown has suffered enough for committing atrociously violent acts. The members of TeamBreezy are most likely in abusive relationships themselves.

TeamBreezy member #1: Hey, did you hear Chris Brown was arrested for a quintiple homicide? The whole thing was caught on video. No denying he did it.

TeamBreezy member #2: Yeah. But you know, I immediately went on twitter and declared my unconditional support for him anyways. Actually, think I like him even better after he murdered five people. It's like the animosity against him makes me want to defend him even more; like, there's something good in him that is even more precious after he's done something so terrible...

TeamBreezy member #1: True dat! TeamBreezy 4 lyfe! Or until he kill me!

by BreamTeezy October 28, 2013