Tard strong

Someone with incredible strength. Likened to a retard who is unaware of thier strength.

I cannot believe you moved that by yourself! You are like tard strong or something!

by savannahdanniel November 18, 2008

c-tard

a retard
a really stupid person who did something stupid

bob: *drops plates*
james: BOB YOU ACTUAL C-TARD!

by thequiteamazingdead January 06, 2019

Avant Tard

Cutting edge retard. Similar to avant guard, meaning cutting edge or ahead of its time, yet retarded.

Corky's performance in episode #12 of 'Life Goes On' was sooooo Avant Tard!

by Jenn Dickey December 17, 2005

tard of fucks

a person, who is the king and or more likely the queen of all fucking retards

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

tard-bag

Tard-bag also meaning retardness. Or a bag full of retardness.

That boy is a Tard-bag.

by bosh March 13, 2005

tech tard

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.

That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.

by Barnie June 20, 2006

Tard guard

A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.

I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.

by butlerj January 12, 2018