nuclear take

a hot take so polarizing and in such poor taste it is actually toxic, and as dangerous to hear it as to hear it uttered aloud.

mike: bro I was watching the woman's x-games and that shit trash. I could do all those tricks
fred: jesus christ mike cool it with the nuclear take

by verifriedaccount December 2, 2020

Taking a Vick

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work

McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"

by J-Blacky April 6, 2014

Take a Mitchell

Take a four hour fat man nap

Ugh, I'm so full, I need to take a Mitchell.

by A. Si June 17, 2018

taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.

Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."

by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013

To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010

Taking An Elliot

Definition of taking an Elliot: To uncontrollably spew liquid from your mouth due to laughing or farting. After taking an Elliot you might feel the symptoms of giggling and face flushing red.

You are Taking An Elliot.

by e!!!!! September 19, 2022

taking a nash

Defecating.
To have a bowel movement.

Man, I have to take a nash right away!
Be right there after I am done taking a nash.

by AuroraO September 27, 2010