Wizard-Tailing

The magical sex act performed on a man who is in wizard cosplay attire. (Typically a worn-pointy hat and some type of robe). The wizard then tucks his genitalia backwards between his legs so when he bends over, lifting his robes, it resembles a tail. A man or woman would then service the member (typically orally) until completion, at which point the wizard would proclaim his ‘Harry Potter House’ upon ejaculation.

“GRYFINDOR!”

“Dude I went to comic-con last weekend and some chick was wizard-tailing a Dumbledore looking guy in the bathroom.”

by Vanderliz0r December 4, 2025

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North American Spotted Tailess Rat

Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.

A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.

by zachzach September 15, 2008

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Scoutin the talent

While in a public place, Usually a bar, when one sizes up the situation in terms of men to women ratio and then what women look good to bang. Can be done at any social venue.

Two guys walk into a bar:
John: man what are you doing your staring?
Other John: Shh bro im just scoutin the talent!

by JEFF BEAM September 22, 2012

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