Totally magotally

Embarrassing way to try and say “totally” when you’re trying to be original

You are totally magotally a fag

by Secreat November 6, 2022

Totally balls

crazy, usually in a positive way. used like "wow that was insane!" after someone does a cool skateboard trick.

Athena: wow dude that movie was totally balls
Ren: what the fuck are you talking about???
Athena: totally balls??? its like "awesome"
Ren: oh cool thats totally balls

by athenaAcetone May 7, 2024

Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022

Total

When someone's property (like a house or car) is damaged so badly that it is deemed unrepairable or too expensive to repair.

Johnny's car was really mangled in the accident and the insurance company decided to total it.

by TommyNoleBuc May 13, 2021

That Totally Will Smiths

When something slaps; often more then it has right to

Yo, Have you ever heard the theme to the 1990s X-Men The Animated Series, That Totally Will Smiths

by Idsylum541 February 19, 2024

total splosh

Extremely Hot Dude! That make's my pussy so wet he would make a SPLOSH sound when he enters me!

"He is a total Splosh!"

by missydabeergirl January 10, 2014

A total Ian

The act of encouraging other people to do something without having the courage to do it themselves.

Jonas: Throw a rock at that car!
Sander: Do it yourself.
Jonas: No.
Sander: Wow, you`re being a total Ian!

by BingoPer48 December 3, 2018