Age of the Stupid

The current era of human history. A time far removed from the Age of Enlightenment, where ignorance is celebrated and most people get their news exclusively from Facebook. During this era, it is not uncommon to become offended by almost anything or to elect a total buffoon as the leader of your country.

Anti-vaxxers, paper-straw crusaders, and ex-reality TV stars have found solace and meaning during the Age of the Stupid - a glorious time where book learnins’ and critical thinking have largely been eradicated.

by GraveyardGuy July 2, 2019

Stupid Penit

A stupid penit is something that you find very very dumb. My stupid friend says this all the time

You stupid penit

by Jsjsndndfn February 8, 2021

[stupid] coworker

Someone who is told how to follow business code over and over again yet still seems to fuck up.

Oh my god, my stupid coworker kathy is a complete MORON! She should go jump off a bridge into a deep lake of acid.

by youreadumbass February 1, 2009

shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

by backinbowl February 17, 2010

Night stupid

When someone likes u and are telling u night

Boy: night stupid

Girl:night

Girl to friend: I think that boy likes me he said night stupid

Friend: OMG u should totally ask him out

by Queen of nothing August 5, 2020

Elective stupidity

The choice one makes that is obviously illogical, plainly unintelligent, potentially dangerous, destructive to self and others and yet the choice is made and the consequences unforgiving

His broken, dead body was proof that his poor choice was an example of elective stupidity.

by Ofashea January 16, 2022

stupid barnacle

Someone who acts like a stupid sea arthopod, commonly known as a Barnacle.

Stop being a Stupid Barnacle.

by Astupidbarnacleboy October 14, 2017