Stealthily

When something is there, but not really there. Able to be present but not seen or disguised as something else.

Cherie has gotten fat from drinking lots of beer, but you can't tell, because she is stealthily fat!!

by Gbrenner68 November 15, 2016

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is usually a freshman who makes it their job in life to harass a senior or multiple seniors for at least all of their 9th grade year.

Things typically stolen from said senior or seniors include but are not limited to:
Their Cell Phone (So they cant call for help)

Their Car Keys (the frosh cant drive so neither will seniors)
Their Shoes (pretty much just to piss them off and so they cant run away)

(These things are ALWAYS returned to said seniors though!)
And basically anything the said senior has on them at the time.

The most basic rule of being a stupid freshman is to be stealthy when stealing things from said seniors, the point is to annoy them in a process.

1st-They realize their stuffs gone
2nd-They frantically look for it
3rd-They realize the stupid freshman has stolen their things
4th-Seniority has been claimed by the freshman!

They Job of a stupid freshman is hard work they are called to constantly make the seniors look silly,stupid, and put them in there place infront of upperclassmen or lower.

Characteristics of a stupid freshman include but are not limited to:
Sarcastic-ness

Stealth

Social Awesomeness

Being a sassafrass

Senior1-"Heys guys have you seen my phone?"

Senior2-" No, A stupid freshman or seniority stealer must have took it!"

Both Seniors-"uhhhh!"

by StupidFreshie April 1, 2010

Stealth bummer

A man who has successfully concealed his sexuality to take advantage of his heterosexual friends.

Bert - "The pub went queer under the new owner, our lawyer friend. No more real beer, no more blazing fire. Now it's strictly for "style conscious gentlemen" only.

Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."

Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"

by bromp December 18, 2007

StealthGecko

StealthGecko, a Gothic white kid in North Carolina, amazingly brought home two $5,000 checks from Quake 3 tournaments. He currently plays an online game called "Soldier Front", and he's still getting used to the fact that the bullets don't go straight, even at close range, regardless of the fact it's supposed to be a "realistic game" He plays on multiple accounts, including the following.
DarkSoD
Dr_Gecko
ZeroSoD
StealthGecko
and
SpecialGecko

DarkSoD wallhacks! DarkSoD aimbots! DarkSoD is pro! DarkSoD you noob cheater! StealthGecko hacks!

by StealthGecko January 11, 2008

stealmack

To steal somebodies girlfriend from them with ease.

I went to hang out with a associate strictly because I wanted to stealmack his honey dip.

by The Dutchmaster February 1, 2008

Stealth parttiming

When a full-time employee secretly works less than 40 hours a week and collects full-time pay and benefits.

Stealth parttiming involves mainly sitting where the boss doesn't get a good view of when you come in and leave. If you can get a cubicle in a shadowy corner you can begin coming in late, taking long lunches, and leaving early. Just hope that the company doesn't decide to install a time clock.

by North Central Johnny March 25, 2009

Steal her wallet

To make a girl lose her virginity.

"Did you steal her wallet last night?"
"Heck yeah bro!"

by Bdiddaly sauce April 7, 2010