The fetish act performed by a nude male, or female squatting their gentitalia into a pie and wiggling. Also known as Boston Creme Splat, Double moon moon pie, and Dutch Apple Ass. Coined by Saul Goodman in 'Better Call Saul'.
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Get the squat cobbler mug.Sexual position. As if doing squats on/into the other persons genitals.
Penis into vagina insertion from a higher point.
Fucking a slut deep So she screams like a dog who's tail has just been stood on
Penis into vagina insertion from a higher point.
Fucking a slut deep So she screams like a dog who's tail has just been stood on
Instead of going to the gym today I just did a few squat drops with some slut
I stood above her and squat dropped my throbbing huge penis into her tight wet vagina
My Dicks so small I only ever squat drop chicks so it gets deep and they think in huge. They yelp like dogs that are in pain
I stood above her and squat dropped my throbbing huge penis into her tight wet vagina
My Dicks so small I only ever squat drop chicks so it gets deep and they think in huge. They yelp like dogs that are in pain
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Get the squat drop mug.A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.
Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
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Get the jump squat mug.As featured on "Better Call Saul", Season 2, episode 2, "Cobbler", the act of sitting bare assed in a cream pie and wiggling your butt around in it. Considered a sexual fetish by some.
Erik was paid $500 for each video he made of him performing a squat cobbler. Chocolate cream was said to be the favorite.
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Get the squat cobbler mug.Movement created by slavs a group of russian peoples that its used in teabag and sitting its a position stable that recovers energy you need to put your entire feet in the ground keep the knees at the same position of the chest or above
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