Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.
“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”
“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
by SassySpooner January 09, 2019
Mom knew John had eaten some of her special chocolate ice cream because the surface was marred with tell-tale spoon craters.
by T-R3Z October 17, 2010
The spoon killer is joey white, he lives at the upper east part of vaughan. hhe chases people with a spoon and spoons your nut.
by Not the spoon killer April 11, 2023
The spoon killer is a person who spoons you until you die. Or he spoons your nuts. the spoon killer is joey white, he lives in the upper part of vaughan.
by Not the spoon killer April 11, 2023
by Coolmanrj December 17, 2017
When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be
“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”
“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”
“Ya and.. ”
“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”
by killMEpleaseTHANKS December 28, 2018
The hero to all kitchen utensils.
Also a very gay piece of metal.
Spoon Of Steel also stands for SOS
Also a very gay piece of metal.
Spoon Of Steel also stands for SOS
by Spoon Of Steel July 21, 2021