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spanish blumpkin

when two men cum inside each others urethras , whilst reciting the Spanish national anthem.
yo, me and my boy was feelin each other and we did the Spanish blumpkin on the floor of the Portland trailblazers basketball stadium
by Farcical April 20, 2024
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spanish blumpkin

two men ejaculating into each others penis' then proceeding to have a sumo wrestling match, all while the spanish national anthem is playing.
me and me boy here performed a spanish blumpkin for the school play
by Farcical May 8, 2024
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Spacist

An individual who harbors prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism against people based on their planetary origin, such as being from Earth, Mars, or another celestial body, often believing their own planetary group is superior.
She was called out for her spacist remarks about Martians
by Glitch Neo June 14, 2024
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Spanish Eric

Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.

Personality

He's a cunt.

Appearance

Spanish Eric

wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.

His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.

Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.

Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric
by anonymous June 28, 2024
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Sanist

(adjective) Exhibiting or characterized by prejudice, discrimination, oppression, or antagonism against individuals or groups based on their mental health condition, whether real or perceived.
The company's hiring policy was criticized for being sanist, as it excluded candidates with a history of mental health issues.

Sanist attitudes are pervasive in the workplace, often leading to stigma and exclusion of those with mental health conditions.

The media's portrayal of people with mental illnesses often perpetuates sanist stereotypes.
by Ememento September 14, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spanish (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Spanish Biscuit

What a non native speaker calls their Spanish girlfriend.
Who is she Órlaith?”
“Oh she’s my Spanish Biscuit” says Órlaith
by Foreigner lover 299 February 12, 2025
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