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by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
Get the spanish exammug. When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.
by IDefinenow June 7, 2017
Get the spanish cowboymug. 
The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.
Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019
Get the Spanish Mackerelmug. by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Spanish Bastingmug. a Spanish persons (or Spanish looking person) ass; a slang term for the ass of a Spanish looking person.
by Nagatoro September 22, 2021
Get the spanish mooncakesmug. by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025
Get the <E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>mug.