Single Wound

A woman who will not let a man enter with his penis. Therefore her only viable orifice is here vagina.

Man, Sally won't let me put it in her ass.. That cunt is such a Single Wound.

by Skidgod August 26, 2019

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Financially single

Financially single as a term when you are single because no one can meet you on a financial level .

Luka broke up with Jesse because Jesse never had no money to do anything of importance so hence he is Financially single for this

reason

by Jus la biggz January 11, 2020

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single bean

when everyone you know is in a relationship and your the only one without a person.

Everyone: Omd we've been dating for ages

That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone

by ThAt_AnNoyMuS_USeR August 28, 2020

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Singles Cult!

Singles cult is a cult on discord that's filled with either completely stable, or absolutely insane anklebiters.

Do you wanna join Singles cult!?

by BASSWORLDBILLIONARE October 29, 2023

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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018

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